Dear Boys, and such

Wow! So it's a new Semester and that means NEW BOYS! I love it! Elise wrote to other things besides boys, so I'll write a few of those too but I need to write to some boys too!

Dear Cooper,
I know you don't know this but you are one of my best friends! I don't like this not talking to me thing! Are you over us?
Love, CCR-H

Dear Black Hat Cowboy,
   You distract me in Business Law... but I don't mind...
Love, CCR-H

Dear Your not Hispanic,
   Stop pretending, it's quite annoying,  and no you do not know more about being country than me...  it's in my blood, you can't get it from growing up next to it!
Love, CCR-H
   P.S. you have an abnormally large ego... no one likes that... except Shela!

Dear  Motorcycle Man,
   So I just met you, and it may be very possible you don't like country music (I could change that), and then there's that age difference but I like you... and we are the right height for each other... and my Mom approves... so um yeah, by chance do you like 22 year old Red-head Country girls... because I know one who would love to attend a hockey game with you... :D
Love, CCR-H
   P.S. She's me! ;)

Dear Justin's
  I saw you this morning... I regret not asking you to dance on wednesday... but you were talking to girls all night... oh well there is always next week!
Love, CCR-H

Dear '89 Ford
  I want you, I need you, I must have you... To bad I have my grandpa's car and not enough money to buy you...
Love, CCR-H

Dear Cows,
  I can not wait until the day I can own one of you, first I need money... and space to put you... and a truck to take you places... :D
Love, CCR-H

Dear Homework,
   I wish we could break up... but I need you to pass classes that I need toearn the above mentioned money...
Love, CCR-H

Dear Bed,
  I don't like leaving you, but I'll be back tonight!
Love, CCR-H

Truly Yours Forever,
 Crazy Country Red-Head
 BE FEARLESS!

Dear Boys: It's Not You, It's Me.

Happy New Year's!! So I am sure every one of you is thinking I'm going explain my resolutions, but no one ever keeps them. So instead, have to decided to do something a little different  for you. It's a new year and a new semester and time to start brand new. My new year will start making people around me happy. To do that I will start by talking about guys! Before I can get a fresh start I need to let go of the old so because my heart is too big (it's a serious emotional condition) I am going to break it gently, but I don't want to make this post as long as Texas so I am only writing to the boys I have had a full blown crush on, some might surprise you.

Dear Backwoods Boy,
 You and your girlfriend make a cute couple!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Cowboy,
 You are ENGAGED!! Congrats!!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Rodney Adkins,
 Spanish class is over... goodbye forever!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Ward Hottie,
 You are not country enough for me.
Love, CCR-H

Dear Doctor Salsa,
 I know I have only known you for like two weeks but oh well your gone now.
Love, CCR-H

Dear Tennessee,
 I don't know why but now that you are home I don't like you, maybe I was just in love with and imaginary man...
Love, CCR-H

Dear Pry-on (Hand-motion)
 You don't even know I exist, but we could have made beautiful redheaded babies together.
Love, CCR-H

Dear Cooper,
GIAamSsoTdoneOlovingNyou, IIam readyWtoImoveLonLand onlyLbeOfriendsVwithEyou. YouYandOReneeUare myFbestOfriendsRandEIVdon'tEwantRto!mess!that!up!!
Love, CCR-H Love your Favorite wife

Truly Yours Forever,
Crazy Country Red-Head
 BE FEARLESS!
"Sometimes you have to hide things in plain sight... so no one will find it"
I am secretly hoping for an attractive cowboy to come and sweep me off my feet this year!
Hint: The songs of the day is "Tip It On Back"  and "Better Dig Two"

Dear Boys: Cowboys are my Weakness

So I should be doing homework... or studying for the Math Placement Exam... but It's snowing and I want to do something fun! :D
Key:
Cowboys
Non-Cowboys
for a Friend

Dear Backwoods Boy,
I forgot how much I adore Two-Stepping with you... :D
Love, CCR-H

Dear Ward Hottie,
I saw you on campus yesterday... man I forgot how HOT you really are!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Cal-Ranch,
I also for hot how much I love watching you line dance...
Love, CCR-H

Dear Cooper,
So we were like best friends, till Renee punched you and I told you I don't have a crush on you...
I kind of miss messing with you!
Love, CCR-H

Dear ...
I forgot you existed... I like that you moved...
Love, CCR-H

Dear Rodney Atkins,
I still like you... a lot... and I would love to take a ride in your tractor... and we could watch The Cowboy and The lady... or what ever movie you want... :D
Love, CCR-H

Dear Route 66,
I like dancing with you... you really should dance with me more often.
Love, CCR-H

Dear Mr Cowboy,
I really wanted to dance with you... oh well
Love, CCR-H

Dear Tennessee,
Hey so you are home now you should come to my/our ward now...
Love, CCR-H

Dear (not) My Future Husband,
you are nice and sweet and cute... but you are not a cowboy... sorry, no matter what Cooper says... I am not attracted to you!
Love, CCR-H

Dear No name,
Don't beat up my friend... and did you get the hint? I hope so...
Love, CCR-H

Dear Pry-on (Hand-motion),
GO AWAY!! WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Awkward Jones,
Smooth moves... (or awkward depending on how you define it...)
Love, CCR-H

Dear Red-Shirt,
your awkward too... um go away...
Love, CCR-H

Dear RM Cowboys,
Where are you and can I date you... oh and marry one of you... in the near future?
Love, CCR-H

Dear Tuf Cooper, (the real guy, no nick name here)
I love you... You should talk to some missionaries and then join the church and then come to Logan and marry me...
Love, CCR-H






Truly Your's Forever,
Miss Crazy Country Red-Head
BE FEARLESS!

"You Will Find Your Man in Dirty Camo"

Hello World!
So life is stressful! I have had so much homework and stuff... but it is all done now... well for now it's done! So I can write a blog post! YAY!

Saturday was the General Relief Society broadcast... I balled my eyes out like a baby!! I'm just like that though! A lot of it was about being lonely... or at least it was for me... I feel like I will never get married and that I will be single for the rest of my life, and that makes me feel very lonely. But this gave me hope! I even wrote in my note "Don't worry, I am preparing and sending you a Country boy with a Shotgun" and "You will find your man in dirty camo"

 Oh how Heavenly Father knows is individually! :D If that were anyone else those might refer to a Knight in shiny armor... but not for me! ha ha!! I love it! I love this gospel so much! I know it is true! I have felt it and I can't explain it in words but I know it is! I feel safe in this gospel! It feels like home, and that is how it is supposed to be! I love that! :D

Also I was visited by Libby, I didn't see her with my physical eyes but I knew she was there. She was there to remind me that I do want the Celestial Kingdom and to confirm to me that the gospel is true. Also to give me a lot of encouragement about being lonely and getting married! I needed that!  THANK YOU GRACIE!

Well this is has been a short but deeply personal post... I don't normally write like this but today I felt I should! I hope this helps some one in need! If you missed the broadcast you should go watch it, or read the talks... or better yet every one should do both! :D


Truly Yours Forever,
 Crazy Country Red-Head
BE FEARLESS!

DEAR BOYS! Dancing makes every thing better!

Yesterday was a bad day... but dancing made it better, so I decided I had better write a dear boys post to thank the men who made it better! and add updates on other boys! (and since I have not posted in forever, I will color coordinate it and catagorize it, update, new, dancing ... partially to make sure I got all of them!)


Dear Backwoods boy,
We are so far in the "acting like the other doesn't exist" phase that is is not awkward any more, and I'm ok with that!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Cowboy.
Thank you for being too old for my ward... I like not having to see you anymore! and you should just marry her all ready!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Ward Hottie,
I just wanted to say Hi! :D
Love, CCR-H

Dear Cal-Ranch,
Thank heavens school started again so I could see you at dancing!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Cooper,
so you talked to me... weird...
Love, CCR-H


Dear  Matching Hat Guy,
So you are in my ward now... I am over you...
Love, CCR-H

Dear ...
I don't even want to give you a name... that is how much I don't care you exist! Stop trying to flirt with me, you are not my type, I don't like you! and you creep me out!
Don't love, CCR-H

Dear Spanglish,
You have a girlfriend... that's ok... Hay muchos hombres más que me guste más que tú! (there are many guys I like better than you)  but you are nice I like that.
Love, CCR-H

Dear Rodney Atkins,
Will you show me how country feels? ¡TÚ MUY HUELES BIEN! (you smell very good!) 
Love, CCR-H
P.S. You should wear sunscreen, your constant sunburn is making my inner ginger freak out!!

Dear IMA,
Thank you for dancing with me last night! 
Love, CCR-H


Dear Mr. Italiano,
You make me smile when you speak Spanish in an Italian accent! I kind of want to hear you speak actual Italian... it would be romantic... I didn't like you like that till you danced with me last night! You are the sweetest man ever! Like pure sugar sweet!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Route 66.
YOU REMEMBER MY NAME!! Thank you for dancing with me last night!! I love waltzing with you... even though I think you over estimate the length of my legs and you smell good... actually like the Route 66 scent from Scentsy (hence the name)
Love, CCR-H

Dear Blue Suede Shoes,
I used to think you were weird and not attractive... but facial hair does a lot for you!! :D I think you are attractive and I love dancing with you!!
Love, CCR-H

Dear Music Man,
I feel bad I didn't even recognize you and you remembered my name! Thank you for dancing with me!
Love, CCR-H

Truly Your Forever,
     Crazy Country Red-Head

BE FEARLESS!

Dear Boys (Christmas)

So... yes, it is a miracle that I am writing... So boys... ick! just kidding... well... just read the dear boy messages and you'll understand!

So first here is an amazing Christmas song I just found that is my dream... well almost... I would have a few edits! (Ok, I found this by typing "country boy for Christmas" and hoping something came up... )

(Ok I'd like to add he needs to be 23-28, an RM and sweet like Luke Bryan)

And because I can't just pick one here is a second!

Dear Backwoods Boy,
Yes I did see you get that girl's number... and yes it hurt... but yes I am aware that it is not working out between us and I should get over you... but your perfect so it is hard, but I am trying! I would like to thank you (and Cowboy) for convincing me to listen to George Strait... I love him!
Love,
Apparently NOT Your Fairy Tale Princess

Dear Cowboy,
So I really want to know what that look was for on Wednesday... I am losing sleep over it... I really hope you didn't hear that whole conversation... that would be so embarrassing... especially because I talked about how nice your wranglers fit you...  "Wrangler butts drive me nuts!"
Love,
Still Wishing I Was Older!

Dear Mr Ward Hottie,
I am so happy you danced with Gracie... it made her night! And your jeans were nice too... and you should wear cowboy boots more often... I like it!
Love,
Ward Red-Head

Dear Boy With Amazing Eyelashes,
I am so glad you and Talula are um... well heading in the directions of dating... you are so cute together... I love it! I bet she would look really great in a Pink Power Ranger suit... just saying...
Love,
Creeper Who Admires Your Eyelashes

Dear Not As Southern As You Think You Are,
well your name says it all...
Love,
Utah Girl Who Knows About Real Southern Boys

Dear Cal Ranch,
You kind of look like Cowboy but you dance better... and you are younger, but I don't know you as well. You make me laugh, but I know it will never work... but a girl can dream can't she!
Love,
Random Girl

Dear Favorite Teacher,
So I miss being in your class, but seeing you at dancing is enough, I wish you would ask me to dance though... oh well it is probably better for my emotions that you don't...
Love,
Red-Headed Student From Last Spring


Dear Pick-up Man,
I am fully aware that  you are currently a figment of my imagination. You haunt me at night. I so wish you were here... my life would be so much better. I hope that someday I find you...
PLEASE RUN TO ME LIKE A GEORGE STRAIT SONG!!!
and when you get here we are going "down to Tupelo"... and yes I will sing both of those songs all the way there!)
Love,
Shotgun Girl  <3

So it is 1:22 a.m. right now... I really should be asleep... so good night (I'm going to see Pick-up Man in my dreams so I better brush my hair and put some lip gloss on!)

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Love,
Miss Crazy Country Red-Head
BE FEARLESS!

Dear All Boys,
Yes the rumors are true... I drive the Creeper Train, it's Facebook official... just get over it!
Love,
The Creeper Train Driver!